SJ gets busted!

SJ has been spending her morning rejecting a passel of car salesmen on the phone and watching her favourite cartoon, the Smurfs, when she thinks no one is looking. She gave herself away when she couldn't help herself and hooted loudly in delight (it seems Gargamel had just squashed a few smurfs). Busted!

The boss caught her looking at some inappropriate photos and told her that next time it would mean a visit to HR. SJ said she'd behave, but she was right back on that website within minutes.

I think she's feeling more confident these days however, as her juice box pattern is stable again. The boxes are a bit smaller though - she could be trying to become less dependent on them. Or maybe she's just saving her pennies so she can buy the new car she's been after.  I've recommended that she get a 1995 Toyota Starlet. It's a good car for a beginner.

Today SJ is complaining that everyone thinks she's a pervert. This is hardly a news flash.
I told her she should include "sleazy innuendo" as one of her job skills in her CV.

She's asked me to go with her to some sketchy caberet thing in Albion. It looks rather scandalous; people getting around half-undressed and singing smutty songs. Not sure if I'll go, as I'm sure there will be a lot of wine drinking and such - I'm not into the whole orgy scene...

About to go to lunch - SJ is hunched over her keyboard, slaving away at the Director's Update. For once she's working. Earlier I caught her facebooking some girl...

Hopped up

SJ's all hopped up right now, full of excitement over the new PhotoShop. Big whip, I said, what's so great about it?

She said she was so happy that it now tells you what degree something's rotated or skewed.  It will take more than that to impress me. True artists can accurately "eye" objects, we don't need any measuring crutches. Sounds like they're making it easier for dum dums to use the program, I told SJ.

She's in her cubicle now, with her headphones on learning how to make a simulated chalkboard scene. That'll come in useful.

Oh wait, now her screen's turned into a tropical scence...or is it Greece...looks like she's planning a vacation. I might have to break out my magnifier to see exactly where's she's going. I have some vacation time coming to me.

There is violence and hate in cubicleland today...first SJ told me my photography was total cr@p, and that  I should be fired...nice, SJ. I never promised her a rose garden as far as my photography was concerned.  News flash, SJ, news flash - "newspaper quality photos"? Probs not!

She then threw a chocolate egg at me, and said, "I meant to hit your head." I ate the egg to spite her.

Earlier today she ratted me out to the boss, telling her that I hadn't gotten the microphone cable for the video camera like I was supposed to. I told her my grandma said, "No one likes a snitcher". 

She also loudly declared her love for another employee, while looking over at me. I'm not taking the bait, I'm smarter than that. I know she loves me the best.

Flirty Friday

Today I am wearing my "flirty friday" socks, and boy did it pay off...SJ has been completely charmed, even commenting that I fit right into her "tribe".

The flirty Friday socks are red with lipsticks and kisses print. You can't see them because I'm wearing boots, but the effect comes through in my attitude. I'm also wearing my new boot cut jeans. SJ is wearing hers as well today, I'm on a real roll today!

No juiceboxes in sight today, as we all went out to lunch offsite. SJ had the steak sandwich and chips. She didn't eat all of her chips, but did finish her sandwich.

Hmmm, SJ is widely grinning at me from her cubicle (I can see her in the mirror). Maybe I'm getting a little "too charming"...I'd better watch out.

SJ is being very nice...

Very estrange behaviour from SJ today...She actually smiled sweetly at me this morning. She also accepted baked goods from me. She sent me the "science snippets" for the newsletter promptly.
To top it off, she had THREE juice boxes today at lunch, all the good stuff too, real orange juice again.

Maybe it's her way of saying "thank you" for the five drive by visits I made past her apartment over the weekend.

Party girl SJ

SJ has been sniffling and sneezing all over cubicleland for the past week. I tried not to sit next to her at lunch yesterday, but she cuddled right up and breathed all over me.

She's been hitting the juiceboxes hard, and it's the good stuff this time, the "real" orange juice instead of the "orange drink" she usually has, in an effort to build up her system. The more I think about it, it seems likely that she doesn't have a cold, but is still getting over her hangover from her night of slinging back fancy cocktails last week. She was drinking like a fish, so I wouldn't be surprised if it takes her a month to get over it.

At lunch yesterday she accused one of the coworkers at lunch of being a junkie. (The coworker had a bruise from a shot she had earlier). Everyone was shocked.

I'm keeping a closer eye on her than usual, to ensure she doesn't take her partying ways further. SJ is very lucky to have a good friend like me, someone stable and responsible to guide her from sin.

Right now she's being very industrious in her cubicle, I can see a stack of emails in her inbox...