There is violence and hate in cubicleland today...first SJ told me my photography was total cr@p, and that  I should be fired...nice, SJ. I never promised her a rose garden as far as my photography was concerned.  News flash, SJ, news flash - "newspaper quality photos"? Probs not!

She then threw a chocolate egg at me, and said, "I meant to hit your head." I ate the egg to spite her.

Earlier today she ratted me out to the boss, telling her that I hadn't gotten the microphone cable for the video camera like I was supposed to. I told her my grandma said, "No one likes a snitcher". 

She also loudly declared her love for another employee, while looking over at me. I'm not taking the bait, I'm smarter than that. I know she loves me the best.